I can fap to it. >:D

charles that is creepy, GROSS!!!!!!!! im not telling you not to post pictures, its just gross, in my perspective

Roses are red.
Valentines day is CRAP
I don't have a girlfriend
So, fap fap fap fap.

haha, i have a boyfriend

Zombie Apocalypse? psh. I'd get all the cheerleaders from school, surround Sam's Club with them..and just live in Sam's until the zombies were gone. I mean, they go after brains, right?
and..if they still get into Sam's... this b*tch is getting the f*ck out and running like hell.

Brainlessness is not a mark of an unintelligent individual, but a dead one. No matter how stupid, a brain is necessary in order for a body to function. Cheerleaders are actually likely have a fairly well developed cerebellum, as balance is a very necessary skill to do what they do. I know that was a joke, but I feel like crushing it :P

Originally posted by dancerchick1382charles that is creepy, GROSS!!!!!!!! im not telling you not to post pictures, its just gross, in my perspective

:P It's a good thing I do no such things then.

So confused

i eonder wat a zombie grenlin looks like....

i would hide in a nokia factory and if they break which they wont ill stab them to death with a nokia

how are you going to kill a zombie with a phone

Originally posted by dancerchick1382how are you going to kill a zombie with a phone

That is NOT a phone. that is a freaking NOKIA. The most indestructible thing in the universe.

Still, a phone would inflict very minor damage to a zombie. It would be smarter, but still stupid, to lock yourself into a mini golf building to hit zombies with golf clubs.

You can go on Youtube and learn how to make a Tazer out of a Nokia. So you can Taze the living sh** out of those brain munchers.

I like Polokid24's idea

This question has been asked tooooooooooooooo maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnny tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimesssssssssssssssssss. why don't you make it original. . . something like. . . RAINBOW UNICORN APOCALYPSE!!! or. . . ATTACK OF THE RABID BUTT MONKEYS AND BLUE BOOBIE BIRDS!

Well I think the best solution would be found with more information. What if the zombies are shock proof? What if the only way to kill them is to inflict fatal damage to the brain, as the virus controls the rest of the body against its nature?

Who said it was a virus? Dear God, its always "the virus". it's almost Cliche now. what if its a bacteria that manifests itself only in dead tissue?

Any microscopic organism will do the job as far as I'm concerned, be it virus, bacteria, or something else entirely.

I find the entire subject ludicrous.

and by adding more variables you're just skinning the cat a different way. at the end of the day, it's still a cat, and you're still skinning it.

Aww......that Poor cat....

Well some of the knowledge would be very necessary. It would suck if zombies were taze-proof and you keep trying to shock them with a Nokia. And the subject is ludicrous, we are talking about a "what if" scenario.

true, but how wld u find out if zombies were shock proof

Maybe the zombie were dead test subjects from labs and such in which the chemical injected inside them has reached the living brain cells, and multiplied them, bringing them bck to life?

*gasps* Making them shock proof against people like me with Nokia tazers.

Originally posted by SerenaWasHereMaybe the zombie were dead test subjects from labs and such in which the chemical injected inside them has reached the living brain cells, and multiplied them, bringing them bck to life?

Originally posted by Polokid24*gasps* Making them shock proof against people like me with Nokia tazers.

what has the world come to????

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