Sauron = Annoying Poopyhead

:D Happy to help.

:P

How did we go to "why do guys like boobs so much?" to this?

By posting comments.

umm......ok?? i kinda new that..

*Knew.

I am black, you are white, I am colorblind.

i wanna be a panda! they're black, white, and asain!! they're like "racism is whack yo"

I want to be Mario. He's an Italian; created by the Japanese and speaks English but looks like a Mexican.

I wanna be a pie!

haha

Charles, you are in no way black.

I wrote a random story, translated it to Spanish then back to English:

It's scary when big potato dance over an ice bridge. Slowly licking lollipop, and I beat him with a sword. I squeal like a giant cat pounces on him and annoys the pope. The cat leaves me in a cold bath any documents. Gradually I poop on my shirt and then use it to clean the remains of the other prisoners. I put the shirt back on when finished. that has a sweet taste to it. the sandwich challenges me, but I do not like potatoes more. I jump into the pool full of children. Carlos harassing them to leave. I love my car pool.

It made better sense then this but, hey, It is Google after all.

Then I took that and translated it to Chinese and back:

This is terrible, and when the ice bridge potatoes dance. Slowly lick the lollipop, and I beat him with a sword. I screamed like a huge cat raid angered Pope. Cats leave me any file in the cold bath. Gradually, I Weihuo on my T-shirt, and then use it to clean other prisoners remains. At the end of my shirt. It has a sweet taste. The sandwiches challenges me, but I do not like potatoes.I jumped the children into the pool Carlos harassing them to leave. I love my car pool.

Then Japanese:


This is a terrible, potato dance bridge of ice time. Licking a lollipop gradually, I beat him with a sword. I cried like a giant cat attacks angered the Pope. Cats leave any file in a cold water bath to me. Left used to gradually, I will Weihuo T-shirt to clean the other prisoners. At the end of my shirt. It has a sweet taste. Sandwich, but to challenge me, I do not like potato children jumped into the pool they leave Carlos harassment. I love the car pool.

Then Basque and Korean:

This is terrible, potatoes, ice dance is the time to resolve. Knife, beat him, and gradually the Licking Lollipop. I like the Pope's attack upset the huge cat screamed. Cats leave any files listed in the cold water bath. Gradually to the left, I Weihuo the other prisoners to clean T-shirt. At the end of my shirt. It has a sweet taste. Sandwiches, but the challenge for me, I do not like potatoes harassment of children jumping into the pool is based Carlos. I love the car pool.

What did you actually type in?

Something along the lines of the first translation.

Ah.

Oh.

Only read the first translation.

Oh, Carlos is Charles.