IF THERE IS A WAR ON I AM DEFINATELY INVOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by dcincirukThis isn't exactly a yo mamma's joke, but I think it'll fit in just fine:

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italic textyo mom is so fat she was the first person to the center of the earth and after that she was shot by Chinese police saying: A UFO!!!!!!!! (Unidentified Fat Object)

LOL

YO MAMAS SO FAT she died in call of duty and the player received a perfect 5 kill streak

Lol.

yo mama is so dumb she thought the american dollar bill was made in china

fail

just like u

Yo mamas so nasty shes the reazon why pools are chlorinated

yo mamas like a vacuum, she sux, she blows, she gets laid in the closset

dude, no ones gonna beat me at this bad, i beat peter

LOL.

GOOD GOD!!!!!!!! No one can beat Peter when it comes to yo mama!!!

yo mama so fat she sits on the whole couch
yo mama so stupid she cant spell her own name

war!!!

If you have a war the forum will be closed.

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yo mama is so skinny she dodges rain drops

Meh, 4/10

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What he said.

yo momma so fat when she jumped off a plane with a yellow coat the people said oh sh*t the sun is falling

yo momma so racist that when her tv was floating in the backyard at night she said put it down n***a

yo momma is so fat that when a car crashed into her belly she said ...who threw that pebble?

yo momma is so fat that when she went to school she sat next to every body

yo momma is so fat she chased a school bus and thought it was a twinky

You fail.

yo mama is so fat the sorting hat put her in all 4 houses

yo mama so dumb she tryed to play got your nose with voldemort

yo mama is so Sunburnt she makes Rons hair look Blonde

Sunburnt? Seriously?

Originally posted by silent KILLA |FBG$|

Originally posted by DA BOMBYou fail.

agreed

Yo mamas so fat when god lit the earth he told her to move

And i did beat peter at yo mama, you can ask him

yo mamas so hairy, her ****** has sideburns

CHALLENGE ME, ANYONE!!!! YOU WILL BE PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!

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yo mama so fat she doesn't need a computer she's alredy world wide

oh yeah!

Wow thats......Idk..............

Pretty good.
I DECLARE A YO MAMA WAR!!!!!!!!! CHALLENGER: Killerman |FBG$| CHAMPION: Anybodykilla.
I DECLARE MYSELF REF & JUDGE!!!!!!! Anybodykilla, you first.

Yo mamas so ghetto, when she breast feeds grape kool-aid comes out

yo mamas so ugly, she makes blind kids cry

Ouch. 10/10. Killermans turn.

yo mama so fat she walked by the tv and i missed 3 comercials

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms in alphabetical order

yo mama s so fat when she went to japan every1 screamed "Godzilla".

Yo mama is so fat when I was watching TV and she walked by, I missed 2 shows and a commecial!