barnie the purple dinosaur thanked me

and sang a song

about plums

and then smacked me

and sang again untill he

Got shot in the face with a 12 gauge shotgun! LOL

It hurt badly

but he wasnt dead, so i TeaBagged him

Go he called me g.ay and i bit.ch slapped him

he dramatically fell down

and sayed NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

than he blew up into a gooey stuff that spattered the planet

a

END!!!!!!!!!!

Or so I thought it was... Then Jesus came down and rose all the good people to

Eat donuts! But they were poisoned and everyone died.

So Satan, who used illusions to look like Jesus, laughed and the real Jesus chained him to the earth, then resurrected us and then we

Kicked the living sh.it out of Satan.

A year later we all

Did it again.

But Jesus joined us that time and

we all died the end.

Once upon a time...

a fairey swordfish crashed into