then i went to burger king

After turning the oven off and

i got a happy meal

But

this little kid took my lunch money..SO...I

Killed him and took it back

and i bought

the game

I JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*2 weeks later*i went to a party and i had a hangover i tried to remember what happened during the night...so than i remebered that

I LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!

so i grabbed a gun and

Shot myself through the head

then i was bleeding hamburgers

and a pony ate them

and i woke up on

treasure island so i...

shot myself in the...

Foot so I could get a wooden leg. Yipee!!!

but it broke off

So I cried. Nu!!!!!

then i found out

That...i was in a mall..surrounded by

models from

outer space and...

i shot them with

my balls

And I lost the game.

then i went to the park to play

and stepped on a land mine but...

my balls were so big it stop the explosion and then...

I was left sterile.

AND..i went to pie shop and bought

Some sperm.

which i threw away

Bit pointless.

so then i bit my finger

And someone else bit my thumb so I

bit his di.ck

off.

but it grew back

and than....i went to jail for that...so i
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tried to escape but i was caught

by purple~people Eaters

but it turns out they were just JB's parents

then i jump them

so i decided to go to

a fishing pier where I

got eaten by a shark

who was a