*Trips and the cake flies and splatters on Generic's face.* Whoops.

*Takes out paintball gun* O:)

*Teleports behind you with a one-handed paintball gun pointed at your head* Drop it.

Meh. I don't really have a face.

I'm a hill.

Either way, you have pie all over you. *Pads away from the paintball battle emerging.*

No. c:
*Teleports behind Sauron and kicks him between legs.* :3

*Rushes out with a spray painter and fires at C. Kidd as if it was a flamethrower*

>.<
*Hides behind giant rooster.* o-o

This is going to get good. I'm glad I'm neutral here.

Originally posted by C.Kidd>.<
*Hides behind giant rooster.* o-o

*Pulls out a real flamethrower instead and cooks the chicken*

>:(

*Summons an army of Sand Demons*

Die.

*My testicles were protected by my body armour, and I summon the Winds of Fury to blow the Sand Demons apart. I slowly advance across the battlefield towards C.Kidd*

Is it getting a little breezy?

Screw you, Torrey. *Charges at you waving my mace*

*Eating the chicken*

*Runs away laughing.*

*Throws water balloons at Rwhite.* :)

*Teleports in front of Torrey and brings my mace down onto her head, smashing her skull*

That's mean. -.-
*Takes out chainsaw.* :3

*Sits there, then logs into my level 90 Night Elf Marksmanship Hunter. Uses Kill Shot on C. Kidd.*

X_x

Don't make me use Earthquake guys...

Meh.

*uses hydro cannon*

o-O
*Dies.* +.+

Well, I'm a hill. I can use earthquake since it's just me shaking myself like a mofo.

Mofo is such a wonderful word.

*Rises up again as a zombie.* o.e

It indeed is. And I like to use it a lot.

Like in this situation:

Who in the hell woke this mofo up? *Shoots Kidd through the head with a shotgun.*

*Buries something in the dirt while Metropal's busy shooting the wrong Kidd.*

A cat can use a shotgun? Not the oddest thing I've heard of today.

A cat is fine too......

*Shoots the REAL Kidd in the head.*

Ow. >:/
*Takes out bullet from head.*
Nasty...

Obviously, I can't use a shotgun. I missed.

******* slaps all of you* NO. BACK TO TOPIC MOTHER forgetERS.
Plays in compressed sand. MY HILL?

...*A hill covered in dark blue snow rises from the ground.*
Yes, My Hill.

*Destroys the new hill with a bunker missile*
THERE IS BUT ONE HILL, NOW FIGHT FOR IT.

:/
*Looks around for the hill.*

*Walks back to the hill* I CHALLENGE AJ TO SINGLE COMBAT!!!

*Shoots Sauron with bazooka from behind and blows him off the hill.*
This is my hill.

I, HILL.

*Jumps on Sauron's head.*

*The bazooka shell explodes before it gets anywhere near me and I turn around and throw a volley of shurikens at you*

*Uses magic to un-possess the hill and turn everyone into sausages for the time being so you all roll down the hill.* MY HILL?

...-.-"
*Teleports on top of a Mountain covered in dark blue snow and turns everyone back to humans.*
You can keep that hill, I have my mountain.
Your Hill! xP

Nope. I became one with the hill a while back...so even though you can still "unpossess" the hill. The hill took on my conscious. So now you're dealing with one person with two bodies now. A man and the hill.

C.Kidd, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF LAND!!! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!!! THE PURPOSE OF THIS FORUM IS TO FIGHT OVER THE HILL!!!

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|C.Kidd, YOU CAN'T HAVE ANOTHER PIECE OF LAND!!! IT'S AGAINST THE RULES!!! THE PURPOSE OF THIS FORUM IS TO FIGHT OVER THE HILL!!!

In a nutshell: VIOLENCE!

*Bends the plates of the Earth, tearing the mountain into the ocean where it proceeds to collapse into the water*
I'm getting tired of destroying hills, C. Kidd.