That was a spectacular vision you gave me. However, it can't be reality. *Blinks eyes and finds myself back on top of the collapsed fort.* I knew it!

*Nudges your shoulder*
Angelbunny, wake up! You landed on my fort, effectively breaking your legs but not the roof, and went into shock-induced sleep. You kept murmuring something about roofs...

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKo*Nudges your shoulder*
Angelbunny, wake up! You landed on my fort, effectively breaking your legs but not the roof, and went into shock-induced sleep. You kept murmuring something about roofs...

*Stares at you, then shrugs.* My legs are fine. Want me to help you rebuild your fort? :)

Those doctors sure worked fast. That rubble you're seeing is the amateur house you blew up. My fort is over there.
*Points to massive 24 floor structure made of chairs and blankets, reinforced by steel and sorcery*

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoThose doctors sure worked fast. That rubble you're seeing is the amateur house you blew up. My fort is over there.
*Points to massive 24 floor structure made of chairs and blankets, reinforced by steel and sorcery*

*Looks toward where you're pointing and sees my Hotel. Then looks back at you.* Why are you trying so hard to prove to me that the blanket I'm standing on isn't your Fort? Is it really such a terrible loss? Come, come. I'll help you rebuild it, my friend. Just calm down. *Pats you reassuringly on the back.*

No, behind that thing. Let me help you see.
*Uses controlled C4 to blow a hole in the middle of the hotel*
See that marvelous structure on the other side of the hole, a bit in the distance? That's the magical fort.

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoNo, behind that thing. Let me help you see.
*Uses controlled C4 to blow a hole in the middle of the hotel*
See that marvelous structure on the other side of the hole, a bit in the distance? That's the magical fort.

*Grabs your C4 and puts it in reverse, putting all the blown-up material back into place.* I'd rather not look at it through a hole in my hotel. *Flies over and around the landscape, looking for said magical fort but never finding it.* Hmm...oh well.

*Mumbles to myself "I think the cloaking device is working! She won't get my blackjack and hookers now!"*

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKo*Mumbles to myself "I think the cloaking device is working! She won't get my blackjack and hookers now!"*

*With my incredible hearing abilities, I can make out what you are saying and call down to you in response.* I do not desire your blackjack and hookers! Plus, no one shall notice your precious fort in all its glory if it is invisible...! *Chuckles to myself.*

That's the point. It's exclusive. Only the pros are informed of its location, the noobs just wander around fruitlessly.

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoThat's the point. It's exclusive. Only the pros are informed of its location, the noobs just wander around fruitlessly.

Except for this noob who owns a Hotel. And uses proper grammar.

Anyway, keep your exclusive fort. My Hotel is open to everyone. Because I'm nice. :)

You don't quite classify as a noob, more as a commoner. I would let you in, but you seem to have fort-destroying tendencies...

Okay, let's make a treaty. I won't destroy your fort if you don't destroy my hotel. Deal? *Holds out my hand.*

Deal. I won't destroy your hotel. *Shakes hand*

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoDeal. I won't destroy your hotel. *Shakes hand*

*Shakes finger at you.* Don't you try being sneaky! I can just see you telling me, "I didn't destroy it, I just blew off the top floor." If my roof comes off, so does yours. Got it? :)

Yes, if the roof comes off, you may destroy mine.

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoYes, if the roof comes off, you may destroy mine.

*Sighs.* You don't get it, do you?

Let's go with yes.

Not just the roof. That goes for any other part of the Hotel, too.

Any questions?

Including the glass?

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoIncluding the glass?

Yes. Any other questions?

What if, say, there was a hole about the size of a bullet in one of the guests' windows, and I hired someone to fix it anyways. Is that fair?

...Huh?

Just a theoretical question. Nothing to worry about.

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoJust a theoretical question. Nothing to worry about.

I'm not sure what to answer to that one...

Then let's just pretend that nothing happens, if that situation ever occurs, mmkay?

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoThen let's just pretend that nothing happens, if that situation ever occurs, mmkay?

*Looks at you suspiciously.* Let's try to avoid shooting bullets into each other's windows at all.

But what if, by some strange incident, it does occur? We can't be too safe...

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoBut what if, by some strange incident, it does occur? We can't be too safe...

Just as long as you didn't have anything to do with it.

That includes secret planning as well. Or asking someone else to do it for you.

Any other questions?

Dammit.
I read the first sentence, thought of doing it secretly. Next sentence, drop that, get a hitman. Next sentence:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoDammit.
I read the first sentence, thought of doing it secretly. Next sentence, drop that, get a hitman. Next sentence:
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

YES! :D

I'll find a way... I always find a way...

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoI'll find a way... I always find a way...

Dammit.

Thanks for telling me, though. I'll be on my guard. :)

I'm pretty sure that whatever I do... will involve portals.

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoI'm pretty sure that whatever I do... will involve portals.

Oh dear...

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoI'm pretty sure that whatever I do... will involve portals.

oh yea i'm pretty sure whatever i do has to do with me punching your face veko

Battling on GB is useless. If you attack someone, the other person knows what you have done and could easily say *I teleported out of the way*. Anyways.

While you guys were arguing, I had everything except you all and the structures you built covered in plastic.

Originally posted by $TDOR$ awesome :|akatsuki|:

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKoI'm pretty sure that whatever I do... will involve portals.

oh yea i'm pretty sure whatever i do has to do with me punching your face veko

Go ahead and try. Punch your computer to hit me, it will fix both of our problems.

Originally posted by LostBattling on GB is useless. If you attack someone, the other person knows what you have done and could easily say *I teleported out of the way*. Anyways.

While you guys were arguing, I had everything except you all and the structures you built covered in plastic.

Arguing? Nope. Just having fun, that's all.

Potassium.

K

Originally posted by LostPotassium.

I see.

What is going on?

Originally posted by sharkdog123 What is going on?

SCIENCE.

can I join?

Originally posted by sharkdog123 can I join?

Maybe.

Originally posted by |FBG$| VeKo

Originally posted by sharkdog123 What is going on?

SCIENCE.

DO IT FOR SCIENCE!!!!

*Builds a wall made of plastic, enclosing the entire area*

Escape is easy, the plan is the hard part....