You get it, but the government taxes it all away.
I wish I didn't have a ps3.

You become a ****** and people lick you.
I wish for a pneumatic drill.

You get one, but when you touch it it incinerates itself.
I wish for a dinosaur.

I wish that lusher lion would never kiss me again or date me or anything elee

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|You get one, but when you touch it it incinerates itself.
I wish for a dinosaur.

and the dinosaur destroys your Hoometown.
I wish that I could do a FUS RO DAH!!!

But it's actually IISS SLEN NUS! And you freeze solid.
I wish for a Dogcat.

It's a liger and eats you.
I wish for a lightsaber.

But its just a torch.
I wish for a zebroid.

You get a hemroid.
I wish for a multicolored bird.

I steal it and add it to my collection of animals.
I wish for a Yellow bibbed Lorrikeet.

you'll get it soon
I wish for Double Lightsaber

*Saberstaff

You get a lightsaber hilt with no power crystal.

I wish for a pet Israphel.

Granted, but, it dies if you look at it.

I wish I could motivate myself.

RUN LIKE HELL

but people just laugh.
I wish i had a donut

But the donut eats you for reviving this forum

I wish it would rain pizza

but it rains caretts insted

I wish i had a dog

But you get a snake that eats you ears off
I wish me and Abby could be friends again and she would stop being a b****

She literally turns into a female dog and eats you.
I wish Minecraft 1.3 would come out.

But instead mine craft 6.87557566 comes out
I wish my brothe would snore louder

Your brother snores so loud he explodes and everyone in your house is destroyed.
I wish for a job.

''Would you like fries with that?'' - Metropal
I wish for GLaDOS.

Originally posted by sapphireBut instead mine craft 6.87557566 comes out
I wish my brothe would snore louder

Wait, wouldn't this be an improvement to Sauron's wish? It's not corrupt if it's 5.57557566 versions newer

Indeed. Unless Jeb manages to add something really bad.

but it is a dino.

I wish i had a jar

But it is a jug.
I wish for a walrus.

but it turns into a pair of tooth brushes

i wish i had a car

It is a run-down pick-up truck that barely moves.
I wish for The Avengers to come out on DVD now.

Blu-ray only (TROLOLOLOL)
I wish for a cat.

It is a vampire kitten.
I wish for The Avengers to come out on any software now.

It does but when you get a copy captain America comes on and then the screen gets so blurry you can't see anything
I wish I could go back to cedar point

You return, but Cedar Point explodes and the debris crushes you.
I wish for MOAR DUBSTEP.

But instead you get more dabstop
I wish to ride the roller coaster named the raptor again

Actually, it's Dolan
I wish for Mudcrabs.

but it turns into mudcramps

i wish for a cookie

The cookie was poisoned.

I wish for a new hat

The hat is made of paper and you go outside with it while it's raining. The paper turns into sludge, drips down your face, gets into your windpipe and suffocates you.

I wish for all the lego in the world.

but the legos melt and burns ur face

i wish for a penny

But you get a Nickel.
I wish for a table.

but its a chair

i wish for a life

i wish 4 a pickle!

U messed it up

I wish for a life

your life never comes
I wish black ops 2 would come out

But it has horrorable grafics

I wish for a dog

It falls of a cliff attempting to catch a frisbeethen catches fire. After that it eats itself to end the misery.
I wish for GIR to be real and my evil minion

But u get zim insted

I wish fora gameboy

you get nothing
i wish for nothing

But u go into à black. Hole

I wish Blair was real and my pet cat

it dies
i wish for to be the best of the worst and the worst of the best and the best of the best and the worst of the worst

But you catch on fire instead
I wish for a new computer