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There is a pool of pillows at the bottom of the cliff.
I wish for a nuclear bomb.

It explodes in your hand.
I wish for a mace.

You trip and land on top of it.
I wish for arcenic.

You poison yourself with it.
I wish for a viper.

It runs over your house
I wish for my mom to say yes to one of my friends coming over today

She says no.
I wish for the perfect shell.

It has millions of flaws
I wish for nothing.My life is perfect the way it is.

You get something. It eats you.
I wish for complete control of Asia.

You are allowed control of a small rat called Asia.
I wish for a katana.

It was haunted and kills you in your sleep
I wish for a SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFETY TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORCH!

You get an exploding torch. Ka. Boom.
I wish for a gorilla.

It mauls you and your family.
I wish for an expensive mansion.

You get a microscopic doll's house.

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I wish for safety water

You get dangerous lava
i wish for ....................

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I wish for safety water

You get dirty water.
I wish for a giant war machine.

It turns on you and destroys mankind.
I wish for school to be over with already

it turns out you go to a never ending school
I wish for a car! (even though im only 11)

You get an awesome sports car that explodes a second before you see it.
I wish for an unlimited supply of pizza

You only get the crust.
I wish for a mini war machine.

It tears off your toe, enters your body, and rips apart your heart.
I wish for Nimitz middle school to "accidentally" explode.

It becomes indestructable with great insurance.
I wish for world peace. *waves hand at crowd like plastic barbie*

World War III begins and ends in the destruction of the universe.
I wish for my old school teachers to die in a hole.

they live on the ground
I wish Sauron would die in a hole

Dum dee dum. *Lives*
I wish for cheese.

its rotton

its rotton

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I wish for more cheese than Sauron would ever have.

You get a single cheese molecule.
I wish for an X.

You get a W
I wish for a golden toilet

You get a toilet made of cloth.
I wish for a single cheese molecule.

you get nothing
I wish for a beautiful dress

It is in rags, covered in mould and soaking wet.
I wish for a super computer.

You get a toaster that doesn't work.
I wish for Rick Perry to move to Indonesia

He moves to Hawaii.
I wish for dinner to be delicious.

You get a disgusting goat head
I wish to go to Butler University

You go to purdue
I wish I will be poor and helpless when I grow up just like I am now

You become even more poor and helpless like you are now.
I wish I was the president.

You become president of some dating-person games butler fan club
I wish for teh n00bz would burn fiercely in a house fire while being spat on by trained assassins

Ten pROz burn in a house while being spat on by a homeless guy.
I wish for an endless cheese stick

It stops at one millimeter.
(OMG, I'M BURNING!!!!!)
I wish for a Komodo Dragon.

wish rejected
i wish for a for a creeper pet

You get a giant green pen.is. (Creepers do look like them.)
(I'M BURNING ALSO!!!!!)
I wish for Torrey's wish to be granted. (With a twist.)

It's not granted, even with a twist
I wish for a military-grade sniper rifle

it turns out to be a BB gun
i wish for a duck to sing me a song

It brutally rapes and murders you while singing.
I wish for a duck.

You get a women pulling duckface
I wish for a goose

While you were sleeping the Goose....um..........lets just say it was loud in there
I wish for people to save their drama for their llamas!!!!!!!!!!!!