^yes i do
> **continues to cook his bangers**
V what is you favorite quote?

^From Battle: Los Angeles, MARINES DON'T QUIT! MARINES DON'T QUIT! (the guy was talking to a kid who just lost his father.)
> Hey someone is standing behind you!
V Why are you answering me?

^ Because you're there to answer.
> *Comes back to life and detonates skittles destroying bomb* YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!!!!!!!
V Have you just lost the game?

^what game?
> :P
V would you rather smoke weed or cigs?

^ NONE i don't smoke its bad for your health and in Houston we call them stokes.
> * goes bak in time and stops him from destroying skittles. Creates a 4th dimensional object to suck all the skittles inside and i jump inside for unlimited skittles for all eternity*.
V What food would you eat if you were stuck on an island for 3 years? (and you can only pick 3 foods)

^ Skittles, water, and sushi.
> I want some sushi
V Do you like fish?

^ To eat: not so much. To have in general: certain types yeah
> I am a Legen - wait for it - DAIRY Pokemon!
V What would you do if some cosmic horror came up to you and offered you half a poptart?

^ I would gladly take the poptart from his hand and say "how are you doing today sir."
> I want poptarts now!
V What would you do if you could see the future?

^ First thing: Take the bus to the racetracks and bet most of my money on the horse that's least likely to win.
> "What is a man! A miserable pile of secrets! But enough of this, have at you!"
V What would you do with a holy whip?

Originally posted by Geek of Rock^what game?
> :P
V would you rather smoke weed or cigs?

youlost the game!

^ Whip some people
> THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!
V What is the most stupid reason for dialing 913/911/999?

^ i caught my pubes on fire!!!!
> (_'_'_'_'_'_'()~~
V what is your IQ?

^ 197
> **sips Faygo**
V would you ever get a tattoo? if so, what of?

^ Maybe if I did it would be a heart that has love on it.
> *Eat chicken LIKE A BOSS*
V would you eat raw eggs?

^ Nah.
> All your skittles belong to me.
V How do you want to die?

^ Preferably in a way that makes me well known
> I'm just going to ignore all of these ad posts now
V Who put the ram in the ram-a-lang-a-ding-dong?

^ Someone
> I JUST HAD SOME SKITTLES!!!!!!!!!
V How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

^ Depends on how much time he had.
> *crunches on tortilla chips*
V So whats wrong with you today?

^ Meh...I can't figure anything wrong today.
> Hmm...what's wrong with you?
V What would you do with a zeppelin?

^ Fly.
> Nuttin. I just like torilla chips.
V Dude! Where were you last night?

^ **** with Ellen page
> take that Ray William Johnson
V big question! Boobjob?

^ It depends how big are the boobs.
> *steals metropals tortilla chips*
V if you had 3 wishes fom a genie and the wishes are bound to not go the way you want it to go. What would you do? ( remember you can not leave until the you the genie grants your wish and at the end of your wish the genie kills you!)

^ I wish for: a.) the best for all my enemies, b.) about $10 in legal tender US quarters, and c.) complete and total immunity to everything including magic until I turn 100
> Tortilla chips for everyone!
V Would you like the soup or salad?

^plz refraze in english
>lol, Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom
V what problem do people have with potheads?

Originally posted by dcinciruk^ I wish for: a.) the best for all my enemies, b.) about $10 in legal tender US quarters, and c.) complete and total immunity to everything including magic until I turn 100
> Tortilla chips for everyone!
V Would you like the soup or salad?

Three meanings of why youre gonna die the first wish was death. Cause you said that you wish for the best for all your enemies how do you know youre enemies don't want you dead. Second wish was that you get $10 in legal tender U.S quarters. Somebody is going to come to your front door give you the quarters and grab you tie you up and make you his hostage until no one has enough money to pay his demands and he shoots you in the head. your last wish you won't survive your first wish!

She said immunity to everything including magic, not just magic, idiot.

^ Salad, por favor?
> *clears throat* Stay on subject please.
V Warriors or guardians?

^ Guardians...because they can generally handle being outnumbered much more
> *choo choo* I'm a train!
V What is your favorite number?

^ 13
> I prefer planes. *flap,flap*
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.............Facebook or Twitter?

^ Facebook. Though I do consider getting a Twitter to keep up with small news issues
> Well, a train is cheaper than a plane and there's less security involved
V What is your favorite video game?

^ Super Smash Brawl for Wii.
> Yeah, but a train can't beat the experiance of flying. It's amazing.
V What is your favorite movie?

^ depends on the genre, but rite now its "the Adjustment Bureau"
> I'm a stand up kid, I'm heart break kid, bang bang Tommy gun you a punka.ss b.itch
V What problem do you have with potheads?

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|She said immunity to everything including magic, not just magic, idiot.

Idiot he would die in his first wish smartas.s!

Originally posted by |FBG$|Polokid24

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|She said immunity to everything including magic, not just magic, idiot.

Idiot he would die in his first wish smartas.s!

INCORRECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DIDN'T SAY HIS ENEMIES ARE ANYWHERE NEAR!!!!!!! AND EVEN IF THEY WERE JUST ACROSS THE ROAD, A THOUGHT WOULDN'T JUST POP INTO THEIR HEAD GOING: "Oh, that bloke who I don't like just made a wish with an evil genie so I can go and kill him." And if she made her wishes all at once, which she did, even if her enemies did arrive, they couldn't do sh.it to her because she made the wishes at the same time.

:P

I wasn't talking to you!!!

Hmmm you must've have found a loophole to my not so brilliant plan I salute you dark necromancer Sauron.
Or you just used common sense all the same to me.

^ They're stealing everyones cookware...
> BACK TO SUBJECT! You guys can right these messages in this column.
V What's frustrating you today?

^ Kids...and the fact that middle schoolers know more about **** than I did as a senior in high school. Also a robot that's completely apart.
> Grumble Grumble
V What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

^ Get off my lazy butt, and go buy one.
> Lalalalala-lala-lala. Lalalalala-lala-lala. LalalalaLa-lala-lala. LalalalaLa-lala-lala.
V What's under your bed?

^ Oversized Video Game Controllers (like Guitar Hero controllers, Wii Fit Pad, etc.)
> Whoo! Free Wifi!
V Would you eat an apple if you knew it was perfectly preserved for a year before you got it?

^Yes. only if it was frozen in a non - aging tube thingy.
> Frozen foods YAY!
V Would you rather get killed by a lion or shark?

^depends on the apple
> hums 'Duality'by slipknot
V have you ever felt the intense urge to blow up the ice cream truck that keeps playing that horrible song?

^ I plan to do worse than that.
> SLIPKNOT ARE EPIC!!!!!!!!!!
V Would you rather get run over by a train or a car?

Originally posted by |FBG$|Polokid24Hmmm you must've have found a loophole to my not so brilliant plan I salute you dark necromancer Sauron.
Or you just used common sense all the same to me.

Victory is mine!!!!!

^ A train.
> Mayday Parade is orgasmic.
V What instrument do you play?

^ Drums
> Here!!! Come!!! The drums!!!
V Are you an evil phsycopath?

^Yes. Yes I am.
> MUAHAHAHAHHA I AM EVVIILLLL!!!
V What is the most evil thing you ever done in your life or are about to do in the future?

^ Take over Earth with a horde of evil bunnies.
> I AM EVILLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH CAPITAL LETTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
V Are you a train?

^ Yes. Yes I am.
> Better get of the tracks because I'm coming down!
V What's your favorite mode of travel?

^ Plane.
> *Blows up train with RPG*
V Are you a plane?