Then the monkeys came around

and humped him then he died

a extremely over dramatic death that

Killed him very very quickly

but arose from the dead

Wow

(it's going to happen silent killa) and started swimming to jamaica so

a whale ate him and

He found that guy from MobyDick and

He still is ranting about the white whale

And holding a very sharp harpoon

Then a juggalo stabbed him with a broken broom

But it was only an imaginairy juggalo (excuse the seven words)

He still died an imaginary death

But was it...

halloween this friday so he got

im confused by that last statement

So am I...

RESTART!!!!

Once upon a time...

there was a squirrel with three nuts!

so he decided to eat one

but was infected by botchalysm toxin

and died.

And turned into a zombie.

The zombie then imploded.

leaving a black hole

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in history!!!!!!!!!!!!

Until...

Robin williams decided to dance

With a Martian

that had se.x with him

bj

Then got aids

yall motherfu*ckas got some messed up minds

Originally posted by TDORtommyboy|FBG$|Then got aids

I knew somebody would say that.

haha

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Twas 2-o'-clock when Alejandro Gonzalez got up from his bed and stepped out of....

his giant dogs ears.

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Bob slapped Justion Beber and went

To hell.....

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RESTART BY ROYAL DECREE OF THE DARK LORD SAURON
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ok start again. one day, a sock with aids,

ok start again. one day, a sock with aids,

Sat on Torrey's foot.

It was a comfy sock of aids that

Killed Torrey.

But she came back to life and…