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Lost
Lost
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Oh but I f*cked on!!!
and anyway, i don't need to reform the alliance of chaos because they never went away...
haha AJ, nice one.
I command AJ and Storm to take part in a Battle Royal with 2 of my best super soldiers. and the winner gets to face the most skillful, and most powerful person in the world...ME!!!!
Lost
Lost
Level 28
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puls out my trusty long sword.
wat do you mean by your trusty long sword?
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
Long sword, not wang.
i see. ya your gonnna lose if you use that silly little long sword.
....ya i remember that......BUT im fast, and i know how to fight extremley well. oh and im great with shooting a gun(no im not referring to shooting out seamen from my john)
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ModLevel 34
6,708 Posts
Okay then Peter

I'm a blackbelt in Taekwondo(3rd degree)
1st degree blackbelt in karate
I know Kung Fu....
I'm super fast(cuz of the blackbelts)
I've proven that I'm a super good shot
So yeah I'd say we're equal....Oh and I can do that flip that Sarah is probably still teaching you...
big woop. you can do a flip and i cant. but i doubt you grew up on the streets of New York and i doubt you've been in more fights than me. and i meant im good with a gun in real life, not in a video game so HA!! oh and on top of that, i've made my own moves that have never been made before and with each movoe it can break a couple of your bones at once
Oh and im a blackbelt in the art of bedrocking, kicking a$$, and being better than you!!
I need more popcorn
and i need more con.doms but you dont see me complaining. LOL
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*Starts humming Dance Dance by Fall Out Boy and then starts singing and get's all of the Shinobi to start singing then we start to sing and play instruments and all dance while I'm singing the song(I'm a good singer)then I start singing a Rock Concert on our day off lol*
*After Dance Dance I sing The Takeover the break's over then Sugar we're goin' down then Psychosocial and then some other songs*
*sips cocktails after party*[Drunk]"Haha I wonder if Selean will come here eventually..."
*Starts singing too*"Hey Charles I'm back ^_^!!! Actually I've been here all the time...As Sarah....Um..Yeah and now I realize all the things I said hehe....EEEW!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*I'm not the queen anymore since it was all an act...Haha Pete ur lonely in that throne room of yours huh?*
"Welp....Can I get back to work Commander Fox?"
*sips cocktail*
"Aaaaaah just like the old days...Me and you sitting around sipping cocktails"
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ModLevel 34
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"Alice I'm just laughin' my a.ss off at how awkward this must be for you....Revealing this after what you said to Peter....HAHAHA!"
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Oh Alice watch yourself if you come back to America...I smoke...
*Smokes Cigarette*
*rips the cigarette out of your mouth and stomps it out*
"You shouldn't smoke Jackass!"
Randy
Randy
Level 35
669 Posts
ha ur all losers :P jk jk
Paradox
Paradox
Level 32
240 Posts
You guys can have all the weapons in the world, but I got one thing you don't have...

I chose you, Pickachu!
*Throws pokeball and pickachu pops out*

Yeah, I don't think anyone though of that.
I TOLD U CHARLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and did u belive me?
haha i actually have a girlfriend named Andrea so she gets to be the queen so SUCK IT!!!!
oh and shes pretty dam athletic and good in a fight so watch out!
and ya Storm was right this whole time, hes a very smart man after all the evidence he's uncovered and all of you guys are silly for not realizing it
why thank u. *pulls out heavy machine gun and blows pickachu to hell* "That was rather easy"
um, pete, i need to call a council of war, we have a problem
Hey me and Fox are going to said council....Right Fox-Commander of the Shinobi Guard and doesn't take orders from anyone? Also gratz Peter and me and Charles are still in for this!
"Don't be so cocky Storm the only reason you knew was cuz I told you!"
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ModLevel 34
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"Alright now that we're all settled in, Alice while in Japan how many did you recruit? We need the Crusaders to be international"
oh really alice? i can show u the evidence i've gathered if u like. now, back to the council of war - the Alliance of Chaos have detected a huge and deadly fleet of alien battle cruisers, 12000 at least, orbiting the MyHill world. i have no idea what they are planing or what planet they are from, but from this moment on, i am putting all military forces around the world on red alert
i ban everyone except storm, some of my party friends, and hot girls from the Castle. Storm you have permission to do anything necessary to OBLITERATE THEM. i on the other hand, will engage in this party that will continue on for days. oh and if they breach the castle dont worry about it. they wont get by my new security system
AND NO ONE, AND I MEAN NO ONE DISOBEYS A DIRECT ORDER WITHOUT BEING CRUSHED UNDER THE MIGHTY BOOT OF PETER THE GREAT!!! So thats why Fox and Alice are gonna die, because they assume that they can do watever they want when they obviously cant
a few problems with obliterating them... 1. Do we really want to start a Interstella war? 2. We don't know their technology level 3. We don't know exactly how many there are 4. If we did launch a nuclear attack on that scale, we may cause severe nuclear damage to the MyHill world. But pete if u insist thay have to be destroyed, it will be my greatest pleasure to do so.
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
I made this fourm so I don't get squashed. I created all of you in this fourm. MY WORLD!
yes but pete came, saw, and conquered
yes i do want to start another war. Wars are extremely fun to fight in, especially when your an Assassin like myself. i have all the tools i need to destroy my enemies. Swords, poison, crossbow, mini cannon in my blade, a kicka$$ hoodie that protects my identity, and last but not least, my charm for the female enemies
exactly storm, i did do all of that.
Aj aj aj, silly aj. you are but a mere ant in the master plan that i have made, and nothing and i do mean nothing will stand in my way of it. i will squash you like the bug you are.* Turns super big(and im not talking about in my pants) and squashes AJ with my foot*
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
What the he11! I have a.... prostitute and two kids!!! I am residing in the clouds, so you can't attack me.
yes i can. i just told you i can grow to watever height i want, therefore i can be bigger and taller than the clouds and crush you
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
Whatever, you and your big dreams. Still MY WORLD!!!
No, its my world. You dont own s**t, not even your family. i bought them for a $1.00 the other day. oh and on top of all that, i trademarked the world. theres a big sign in space that says
Welcome To Pearth: Ruled by Peter The Great and trademarked™ by Peter Incorporated
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Lost
Level 28
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Still MY WORLD!!!
If you can get at least 3 more people to agree with you then fine, it is your world.
but if not its still MY WORLD
Lost
Lost
Level 28
3,052 Posts
Suck it peter, Suck it.
NO THANK YOU. dont be jealous because i own the world and you dont
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ModLevel 34
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Haha Peter see the Crusaders are International and Intersteller....so YOu've just screwed yourselves cuz we are hiding a long time ago in a galaxy far far away..
"Hey Anikin Skywalker!"
*Me and Alice come back and we DO NOT think we can do whatever we want...We do whatever you say as long as it's reasonable and you let us back in the castle*
"Yay...Hey Peter I'll be your server for this party..well I'll give you the beer and the...other things.....for the girls and you...so then...Um what shall it be?*sips cocktail*
"It would seem Torrey has failed us all...and now there's an open slot for Kunoichi Commander...I'm taking that cuz I'm Charles' girlfriend....So....What now Peter the..*scrolls up to see your title*...The Great...Our Liege...So what now boss?"
*Charles*Yes what now?
"We are under your command...However we only ask one small request to have as much freedom as Storm"
"So what do you want us to do? And don't try to charm me or I'll still seduce you in a non sexuall but still hot way that I do to Charles whenever he tries something on me! Haha jk but seriously what do we do? We've got the Shinobi Guard and Crusaders under our control(ultimatly your control) and nothing for them to do...SO WHAT ORDERS DO WE HAVE?"
Oh and I'm gonna sing a concert for everyone when we win the war...I've gathered intel on them...They use lvl 10 tech and are the Centrilions....a breed of super aliens...Also they are savages who know only war...So we'll have to fight...STORM HELP ME AND CHARLES COME UP WITH A BATTLE STRATEGY THEN WE'LL PRESENT THEM TO EMPORER PETER OF MYHILL WORLD!
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ModLevel 34
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"Damn...Not the Centrillions....We've lost Crusaders in Terados Sector V Quadrants 1-3 to those bastards....Okay Lord Peter what shall we do? Storm get in here and help us come up with a strategy....If the Cenrillions want a war...They'll get one!"
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"Hmm...I wonder if he'll accept us...Damn why doesn't anyone trust us? Oh wow we carry poison and knives and other dangerous assassin things because we are assassins...But Peter wouldn't be the best person to even think of going after....Cause I bet you can read our thoughts cant you my leige?"
im ready for a war*loads my gun up*
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