woah.....im not gonna lie but that might have turned me on a bit XD
lmao Sarah it always does.
and we were in a panic room guarded by a laser turrent. theres no way you could have gotten into our base, especially with our landmines and stuff like that
STILL OUR HILL/CASTLE/PORNO SITE!!!
LOL! yep, its the start of our new porno/ short film
anybody want in? lol
0.o *sitting back and watching everything happen*( i love a good show,lol)
I get a priest to revive all you've killed and 5000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 suicide bombers blow up the mines and walls of your castle...We storm it...Find your lil S.ex room and kill you both while you "do it"
Oh the priest revives Metropal too...Just cuz we're colleagues!
yay i'm alive again,*back to watching intently*
who said we were doing it? why do you assume that when ever im alone with a pretty girl i have se.x with her?
while everone is distracted and no more laser and mines i sneak up and shoot up the place we stoped saying my hill
i charge in with my fly army (which consists of about 600000000000000000000000000000000000000000 flies, which can merge together to become temporerly solid weapons and people, then split up again if they are attacked, then merge together again(and even if they are a fly army, they can still sting and bite people to death when they're just flies)) kill everybody there and turn the place into THE WORLD OF CHAOS AND FLAME!!!!!!!! then i take over the rest of the world and turn everybody into my mindless (indestructable) zombie slaves. MY PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I shoot you all with my trusty Oricalcum(indestructible metal) gun named Hades(Black Cat manga reference) and you all die, I blow up the entire hill and form the organization known as the crusaders and we form a formula to turn the zombies back into humans
"Are you sure this will work" Lieutenant Harpy said."You doubting my genius?"I said"Dammit Takara Surmoshi I have an IQ of 185 I think I know what the hell I'm doing"...We spread the formula around and turn everyone back into humans...We spray your fly army which by the way aren't a problem to me since I can ignore pain and then I take you out with Hades. You fall to the floor covered in blood with a bullet hole in your head and everyone cheers~We all decide not to fight over the hill after the Crusaders took you out~OUR HILL(except Storm which btw you'd get killed by God if that happened lol)
except me. we start in an epic battle for the universe Foxtail. Me vs you, mono y mono. no one else
several thousand of my fly army retreats and steals ur intelligence with there magic and creates a formula to reserect me. i return from death as a evil chaos creature and slowly destroy humanity, lavishing on there misery and despair, their pain and death. then i form the alliance of chaos and wreak havoc across the universe, destroying everything in my way. i make sure the crusaders never die but i keep them in such agony and pain that they all wish they were dead. i destroy the planet and make humanity extict, then, to top it all off, i change the alliance of chaos into The Old Ones, creatures of unimageinable evl. MY UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!p.s i killed god the moment the alliance of chaos formed.
NO SCREW YOU STORM THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES SO BUTT OUT AND LET ME KICK PETER'S ****!
I'm sitting down with metropal and am enjoying this greatly.
no charles, this is my victory and ur just jealous because i have control of the hill
i climb my own hill MY HILL
Hmmm, I climb Trolls him and ask for him to be my ally.
i say its my hill, my hill
and charles, AIJ makes the rules, not u
Call me AJ, and thanks. But it is true.
*pops some popcorn and sits back down to watch*
All right since Storms always gotta be a jackass with the world domination sh.it I'm out...HOW CAN FLIES HURT SOMEONE? THEY CAN NOT BITE OR STING SOMEONE DUDE!*sits and enjoys show with AJ and Torrey"We're gonna run out of popcorn at this rate"She said.Then I just laugh
Hey, its dinner with a show. :D
Awww, but you were the show. Peter is gone for the weekend anyhow.
"hmmm, someone still has to be in, we need a show" i say while i walk over to the drink machine"btw, wat drinks u guys want?"
WHAT?! Wait...Sarah was the show? Dude that's perverted...I'M SO PROUD OF YOU MAN!
"Oh I'd like a cocktail please...I'm more of the alcohol person"
*Gets a cocktail called se.x on the beach and drinks it*
"okay" walks over to random bar, starts making cocktail"anyone else?"
wow after a epic battle we have drinks
Well I'm not perverted, honestly, I just am making jokes. I'll have Mountain Dew, Cod Red.
What you don't like these cocktails with weird names? Se.x on the beach is an actually type of cocktail...It tastes like kiwi fruit lime!
Ummmm, just curious, did u actually look that up, or did u find that out somewhere?lol*passes out drinks*
Well I do drink Champagne, Whine, etc...The only alcohol I don't drink is beer...*takes drink*"Thanks mate!"
Ur welcome!!*takes sip of my orange fanta*Hmmm, well that would explain it.
Well I may not be rich but I can still live like a rich person*sips Se.x on the beach(lol)*
lol, yeah but i'll stick to my sodas and juice
Oh...How come I'm the only one having a cocktail? "AJ, Torrey, just try this cocktail and I guarantee you'd love it!"
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! ENJOY LIFE WHILE U CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOON I SHALL DESTROY U TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and charles the flies form themselves into SOLID weaponry u duma$$
Is that a threat?lol*calmly takes another sip*
I do beleive it is.... *Takes a sip of cocktail, and pick up a poisionus dart, sticks the dart into a launcher, and shoots it into Storms neck. Kind of like that direct TV commerical.* That threat has been disabled. Ugh I think I'm getting drunk... ut I'm only eleven..... WGAD. *Takes another sip.*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! DO U REALLY THINK SOMETHING AS SIMPLE AS A POISIONED DART CAN KILL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U ARE A FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND ANYWAY, I HAVE NO NECK FOR I HAVE NO PHYISICAL MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!! U CANNOT DESTROY ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehe, *sip* show is back on, finally
*I grab my cell phone and makes a phone call.* Soon a Hot girl with no Phyisical Matter either walks by and you fall head over heels for her.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE NO NEED OF HOT GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL DESTROY THEM!!!!!!!!!!!1
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