yo mama is so stupid she saw white people in a school bus and said 'STOP THAT TWINKY'

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Your mother is so fat,the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

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yo momma is so fat they call her momma moo moo!
yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her!

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled TAXI!
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing We are Family.
Your mums so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide.
Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move.
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.

Yo mama so fat she died

your mama is so old she sat next to moses in third grade

Ya mama is so ugly when the goat see her the goat run and crys😹😹😹😹😹😹

Originally posted by SupermamajokesYa mama is so ugly when the goat see her the goat run and crys😹😹😹😹😹😹

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Yo mama is so dumb she wore her pants then underwear

Your momma so fat mount everest tried to climb her

Yo momma so dumb when I told her to act her age she died

Yo momma so dumb when I told her to act her age she died

yo momma is so stupid she hear that it was chille outside she brougth a bowl

This forum is pretty lame xD

Originally posted by RayyThis forum is pretty lame xD

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