yo mamma so fat she a to saw the front door to get in

yo mamma so fat shes fater than a machine

yo mamma so fat shes biger than the planit

yo mama so fat that when she step on the scall she said i don't want my phone nummber i want my weight

Originally posted by hailey123yo mama so fat that when she step on the scall she said i don't want my phone nummber i want my weight

XD

Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger came out of George Washington's nose

Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out

yo mamma so fat she she had to lay down ow i love that joke

yo mamma so horny look at my back rownd and u well know what in talking abowt

yo mama is so fat that i don't got a joke because some people took my ideas

Originally posted by Jeff the killer

Exactly.

Yo mama so hairy, when she went in the woods big foot popped out and said "Hey welcome home."

Yo mama so black, when she goes to night school they always mark her absent

Yo mama so fat, when she took a picture of herself in 1947 and printed it out its still printing today

Yo mama so fat, not even Dora can explore her

Yo mama so stupid, when she went to the Super Bowl she brought a giant spoon

I know this isn't a yo mama but why the **** guy throw the GPS out the window? Because it told him to go straight

Yo mama so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowers the prices

Yo mama so fat she got baptized at sea world

Yo mama so fat when she went to space NASA said they found a naw planet

To mama so fat when she when sky diving over A****anstan they thought the US dropped a nuke

Yo mama so fat not even Dora could explore her

yo mama's like a vacuum she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet

yo mama's like a vacuum she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet

yo mama so stupid she married a tree and thought it was a man

yo mommas so poor she lives in a sandcastle!

Yo mommas so dumb she could say her abc's backwards!

Yo mommas so fat smuckers use her for jelly!

Yo mommas so dumb knock on her head,it will ring!

yo mama is so fat dora couldnt explore her.

yo mama is so fat when she went to the movie theater ****** sat next to everyone.

yo mama is so fat her pants size is umm...umm ****** LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

yo mama is so old when she was in her history class they were just writing down what they were doing.

yo mama is so fat when she sat in the middle of the road people thought it was a round about.

yo mama is so dumb she got the power line stuck it up her butt and started singing i got the power

yo mama is so ugly she looks like shreks left sack.

yo mama is do fat when she went swimming th whales came and started singing we are family all my brothers sisters and me.

yo mama is so dumb dat she drowned a fish

yo mama is so fat when she saw a red suit everyone said the 'hey look the warehouse is moving'.

yo mama is so old when she farted dust came out

yo mama is so old she had a picture of moses in her year book

yo mama is so old her certificate says expired on it

yo mama is so fat when she to weigh herself it said error

yo mama is so old she knew burger king while he was still a prince

yo mama is so stupid she was locked in a mattress store and slept on the floor






.

yo mommas so dumb she went to walgreens and thought the walls were green!hahahahahaha!

yo mama so fat when she walked in walmart walmart fliped over

Originally posted by mustanggirl121yo mama so fat when she walked in walmart walmart fliped over

that wasn't very good.........
yo mama is so fat she tried to get out of the car she was stuck in the door and the car flipped!
yo mama is so skinny she wipes her butt with dental floss

yo mama is so stupid she threw the clock out the window to see if time flies
yo mama is so old she has dinosaurs in her yearbook

Originally posted by |Random$|kingfabianthe3ok post the best mamma jokes you know
yo mamma is so stupid that she taped a paper to a tv and called it paper view

hi trae0090 hi

You momma so fat she got tickets to xbox live

Im done

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the moon they said ''watch your step''.

Originally posted by trae0090

Originally posted by |Random$|kingfabianthe3ok post the best mamma jokes you know
yo mamma is so stupid that she taped a paper to a tv and called it paper view

hi trae0090 hi

you are dumb

Hahahahaha???? Thats soo funny (sarcastic)

lol everytime i see that weird creature it says (hi trae0090 hi) wow whats that?

Originally posted by Spidey Forever TDORlol everytime i see that weird creature it says (hi trae0090 hi) wow whats that?

He think his name is so important that he needs to say it every time he talks? I don't know. :P

Originally posted by Angel Bunny

Originally posted by Spidey Forever TDORlol everytime i see that weird creature it says (hi trae0090 hi) wow whats that?

He think his name is so important that he needs to say it every time he talks? I don't know. :P

LOL

Originally posted by srtyhzsfdtzdzdrzdtzdgfyo mama's like a vacuum she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet

yo mama is so fat she won't fit in there

yo mama is so dumb she thought dunkin doughnuts was a basketball team!

Originally posted by |Random$|kingfabianthe3Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

their all mine

awesome

yo mama so fricken fat mount everest had to climb her

yo mama so fat she sat on her iPod and turned it into a iPad

pooooooop

hi trae0090

hey

Originally posted by |Random$|kingfabianthe3Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up
Yo mama so fat her nickname is "Lardo"
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.
Yo mama so fat were in her right now
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors
Yo mama so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
Yo mama so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo mama so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave, she landed on 12th
Yo mama so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
Yo mama so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon
Yo mama so fat God couldn't light Earth until she moved!
Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
Yo mama so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone
Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!
Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
Yo mama so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.
Yo mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Yo mama so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check.
Yo mama so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.
Yo mama so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.
Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.
Yo mama so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo mama so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.
Yo mama so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was an income tax refund.
Yo mama so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

their all mine

awesome!!! fantabulous!!!!!

yep

Yo mama so fat she smashed a diamond.

Your mother is so smart she told you that you suck in life.