Your Mom So Poor When robbers came in her house then left some change

Your mom so fat when she walks in front of the TV U mIss 3 episodes

yo mama is so fat that she cant go on edmodo.com

Your mom so fat when she walks in front of the TV U mIss 3 episodes

Yo mamma is so dumb she used a ruler to measure how long she slept

Yo mamma is so dumb she used a ruler to measure how long she slept
Yo mamma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Yo mamma is so fat that whales swam up to her and sang we are family

Yo mama is so fat that u needed to grease the door frame,and hold a Twinki on the other side to get her through.

Yo mama is so dumb,when robbers stole her TV she ran after them and said,"Wait! you forgot the remote."

Yo mama is so fat that it took god 40 days and 40 nights to create her..

yo mamma is so fat that when she sat on the back of the bus the bus did a catwalk all the way to school

yo mama so fat GOD said let there be light every one said move.

yo mama so tall she trippd on a rock her head hit the moon by evan

Yo mamma so fat she wears two watches, one for each dimension she's in.

This forum makes me want to kick babies.

Indeed.

Yo mama so fat when she farts she was acused of global warming

Yo mama so fat when she farts she was acused of global warming

yo moma so dumb she bought tikets to play xbox live

ya mama so fat she even made hello kitty said goodbye!!

Yo momma so dumb she was watching a 3d movie and got got her shotgun and shot her tv

Yo mama so fat she came outside in a yellow dress and the sun said i quit.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in foodmax and starved to death.

Yo mama so Nasty she puts saltwater in her panties to keep her crabs fresh.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to barrow water.

Yo mama so poor when you ask to use the bathroom she says pick a corner.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head because she was trying to make up her

mind.
yo mama is so stupid she triped over a cordless phone

I know some of them are bad >X< not sure if some of these are already on the list tho. Just wanted to share before this dies.

Yo mama is so poor she handed out paper plates and said don't break the china

yo mama is so stupid she put a peace of paper next to the tv and thought it was paperview

Yo mama so stupid she thought seaweed was something fish smoked

Yo mama so fat she classified as the planet blubber

Every time you post a "your mama" joke on this forum, a puppy is kicked.
Think before you post.

Yo mama is so short when she smoked weed she can't even get high

yo momma so fat that when she fell off the bed she landed on both sides

yo momma so old that when i slapped her in the back her boobs fell off

^puppy kickers

remember the days when i was an active member?

yo mama is so fat she ate all the twinkies in the world

our kids will here us mention the twinkie
those kids will have 0 idea what a twinkie is.

Yo momma so old that she still owes adam and eve and their children 10 cents!

Yo mama so fat when she tried to go to mcdonalds she tripped over wendys and landed on burger king

your mamama is soo fat she died

Your mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Your mama so fat she's got more Chins than a HongKong phone book XD

Your mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her!!

yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

this one is my favorite.. your mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her

Originally posted by rated awesome :|akatsuki|:yo mama is so stupid she put a peace of paper next to the tv and thought it was paperview

XD

Yo Mama so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye.
yo mama so ugly she makes the blind kids cry
yo mama so ugly she scared the sh*t out of the toilet!
yo mama so fat she fell on a itouch and made a ipad!!!
yo mama so fat everytime she turns around it's her birthday!
yo mama so stupid she tried climbing moutain Dew!!!
yo mama so stupid she made a appointment with Dr. Pepper!
yo mama so stupid she bought some tickets to see Xbox Live!
yo mama so ugly when she went to a haunted house she came out with a job application.
yo mama so fat when she died she broke the stair way to heaven!
yo mama so fat when she plays call of duty and dies the person gets a 5 person kill streak!

yo momma is so fat she went on a cruise ship and sunk the boat

yo mamma is so fat she went to the bath room and broke the toylite
win she sat on it

XD

yo mamma so fat yo dad dont know were her head is

yo mamma so fat you cat tell which is her head and which is her ass

yo mamma so fat you cat tell which is her head and which is her ass

yo mamma so fat she has to have 9 planes to get her out of bed