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best yo mamma joke ever!!!!!!!!!

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andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama so old every time she breast feed her milk comes out like powder
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama.is so.dum she uses.a cab to go apstares
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
16 yaers ago rambo hitted a girl and she cryd she is still crying her name is JUSTIN BIEBER
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
16 yaers ago rambo hitted a girl and she cryd she is still crying her name is JUSTIN BIEBER
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama so fat she uses a matres for a tamp*m
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Spammah
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama so vat every time she turns around it her birth day
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama so fat she has to take a bath in kimberly hole (THE BIG HOLE)
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama so vat she need to bath in a BLACK HOLE and shell stil not vit
andr, STFU.
dont talk about nobody mama if you want us to talk about yours
nOT_keViN
nOT_keViN
Level 17
164 Posts
its called joking
78war45
78war45
Level 1
1 Posts
i got one yo mama is so ugly when bobthebuld lookt at he say i can't fix that
yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she fell to the floor DEAD!
yo mamas so old she left her purse on noahs ark!
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama is so fat that she cant even jump to a conlusion
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama is fat that she went to dry cleaners with her dress and they said"Mrs we don't do curtains
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo. Mama is so.fat that she fell in love and broke it
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama is so.fat that she.got a new gig at the cinema she works as the screen
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo.mama is so fat.that she steps on a scale it says to be continued
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama is so fat that she cant even jump to a conlusion
yo mama so stupid when her hair caught on fire she said "I am the human torch!"
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andr, you know you can put multiple jokes in one post, correct?
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Ja i know
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
Yo mama so dum i aksd her does she knows wat is a logo and she said she knows cuz she can go very lo
YOMOMMA SO STUPID SHE THREW A ROCK AT THE FLOR AND MISSED
goku22
goku22
Level 1
2 Posts
yo mama so poor i saw her rolling a penny down the street i said wat u doing she said driving my new lincon
goku22
goku22
Level 1
2 Posts
yo mama so poor i her front mat doesn't say welcome it says welfare lol
Fx789
Fx789
Level 1
9 Posts
Yo mama so fat that even allah couldn't fit her in the earth
Fx789
Fx789
Level 1
9 Posts
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror the mirror cracks
Fx789
Fx789
Level 1
9 Posts
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror the mirror cracks
Fx789
Fx789
Level 1
9 Posts
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror the mirror cracks
Fx789
Fx789
Level 1
9 Posts
Yo mama so dum she uses pants for hats
Fx789
Fx789
Level 1
9 Posts
Yo mama so fat she doesn't need the internet shes worldwide
Fx789
Fx789
Level 1
9 Posts
Yo mama so fat when she walks pass the tv she misses 5 episodes
Fx789
Fx789
Level 1
9 Posts
Yo mama so fat she can fit over a 100 suns in one body
Fx789
Fx789
Level 1
9 Posts
Yo mama so fat that she became a planet
KraZy
KraZy
Level 32
69 Posts
^ You can put them all in one post...
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ModLevel 33
2,229 Posts
Is this forum a noob beacon or something?
Yo mama so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

Yo mama so fat it took two trains and five buses to get on her good side
Yo mama so stupid she made homer simpson look like a nobel prize winner
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I take that as a yes.
Indeed.
andr
andr
Level 2
24 Posts
kwl
jordi2000
jordi2000
Level 1
1 Posts
your mama is so fat she tried to play pool with the planets
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park people try to RIDER HER!
Yo mama is so fat that when she tried to stand up she rocked her self to sleep.
yo momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew
yo momma so dumb she tried to climb mountain dew
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2,229 Posts
Dear future idiots:
STAY AWAY FROM THIS FORUM.
By pressing that "Post" button to your incompetent joke, you are dropping your IQ level by 10 points. Now go sit in a corner and think about what you did.
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