*runs to metropal*
help me...

*Slips electric collar onto Shark*
Nobody runs. You run, you get electrocuted. Now amuse me, feeble dog!

You're on fire. I'm surprised your skin hasn't burnt off yet.

Fight Sharky. Running won't help. *Trots away.*

I rolled around on the grass

Originally posted by |FBG$| Rwhite*Slips electric collar onto Shark*
Nobody runs. You run, you get electrocuted. Now amuse me, feeble dog!

What should... I do *gasps* now

Amuse us, feeble lifeform.

Either take cover and wait to die or fight for your life.

Preferably fight.

We should have him fight against other lifeforms.

Originally posted by MetropalFight Sharky. Running won\'t help. *Trots away.*

I can't I will get electrocuted.
*tries to shake off the the collar with no success*

I would have removed the collar.

but u haven't... yet

Originally posted by sharkdog123 :lAKATSUKIl:

Originally posted by MetropalFight Sharky. Running won\'t help. *Trots away.*

I can\'t I will get electrocuted.
*tries to shake off the the collar with no success*

Fighting won't get you electrocuted, running will, which she told you not to do.

He is our dog now.

*Runs up and unlatches the collar.* For goodness sake.

*runs off to forrest*

Dang it.
*Pulls out AA-12 and empties a drum mag into Shark*

*doges all of the shots*
stop shooting and i will come back... but no electric collar but a real collar will be fine

Fine *shoots random pedestrians*

*comes back slowly*

ELMO! *Picks up his holed form slowly.*

If ur talking to me im not elmo

?
I know that rage face but ur not making sence

It's not you, sooo sorry about shooting that.

what elmo
im glad u shot him

Alright, here it is.
I did not shoot you, Elmo was a pedestrian I shot, I said sorry, but that was a lie.

*Picks up sharkdog and tears his throat out* *Soothing voice* Go to sleep now.

*Runs to Rwhite before u can pick me up*

*Stabs the hell out of Rwhite.* Die! Die! Die! Die!

*Pets Shark soothingly*
See, I\'m an ally
*Picks you up*
Come get him Sauron!

*stays stitting next to Rwhite*

B*tch, I picked you up
*Holds you upside down, two legs in each hand*

*Pulls out shotgun and blows you both to smithereens*

*Continues to stab you crazily.*

*squirms a lot*

You and rwhite are small pieces of flesh lying around. You cannot squirm.

*Absorbs some remaining life essence from Shark and uses it to form and impenetrable wall around me*

Hmm. Impenetrable is not unbreakable.

What about me?

*Growls and flops away.*

Originally posted by sharkdog123 :lAKATSUKIl:What about me?

You are dead.

*Realizing Sauron may know how to get to me, I quickly teleport away to heal*

*Teleports after you* HERE'S BENNY!!!

*Sinks slowly into the ground, dark tentacles pulling me to another dimension*

*Become alive again*
Sauron I will make a deal with u. I can be a tracking dog for u.

*Follows Rwhite* IT\'S RAPING TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Pops back into existence and exits through a back door.*

*Tracks down Rwhite for Sauron*

Heel, doggy.

*heels*
Can I have a bone?