Meh. I'll go invade the moon then.

Originally posted by I.I.C.D.M.M Sauron |FBG$|*Dispatches ghostbusters*

Thanks, now I fell out of my seat laughing. XD

*Mobile nuclear silos all aim at the moon.*

You just don't want me to have any fun do you?

He has a problem with accepting defeat.

Originally posted by MetropalHe has a problem with accepting defeat.

GET BACK TO CLEANING, MAID! XD

Oh. Well, then if he has a problem accepting defeat...I think it's time for an esssccccaaaalllllaatttiiooonnn battttllllleeeeee!

In other words, we do nothing but pull out bigger guns.

*Pulls out bigger gun*

*pulls out an even larger gun* Ah ha!

*Pulls out a yet bigger gun*

Ah ha! That's where I got my sword cannon! A cannon that shoots SWORDS!

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by MetropalHe has a problem with accepting defeat.

GET BACK TO CLEANING, MAID! XD

*hits you with my broom*

Originally posted by Metropal

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by MetropalHe has a problem with accepting defeat.

GET BACK TO CLEANING, MAID! XD

*hits you with my broom*

******* slap* ******! INTO THE RAPE ROOM WITH YOU WHERE YOU WILL BE VIOLENTLY RAPED BY DILDOS ATTACHED TO A MACHINE!

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by Metropal

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by MetropalHe has a problem with accepting defeat.

GET BACK TO CLEANING, MAID! XD

*hits you with my broom*

******* slap* ******! INTO THE RAPE ROOM WITH YOU WHERE YOU WILL BE VIOLENTLY RAPED BY DILDOS ATTACHED TO A MACHINE!

....ummm. Ouch.

Originally posted by Metropal

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by Metropal

Originally posted by Charles

Originally posted by MetropalHe has a problem with accepting defeat.

GET BACK TO CLEANING, MAID! XD

*hits you with my broom*

******* slap* ******! INTO THE RAPE ROOM WITH YOU WHERE YOU WILL BE VIOLENTLY RAPED BY DILDOS ATTACHED TO A MACHINE!

....ummm. Ouch.

LOL. "Ouch" thats gonna hurt thats gonna hurt you and the kingdom. Do you know why it will hurt the kingdom because YOU HAVE RAPE ROOM!!!!

Oh my. The rape room is not a quite pleasant room. You can always go to my Incredibly Awkward Room where you will stand there with a really shy guy who's even more awkward around women and where there's nothing to do but talk. Also, it's a hilariously small room too where you will most likely invade his personal space by existence.

I'm liking the sound of the Incredibly Awkward Room. Well, at least over the rape room.

Of course. The problem is is that it's so awkward it's considered a form of torture. I don't know how that works. You might want to ask the UN board that tried to try me for war crimes.

I'll get right to that. *winks*

*shoves Torrey in the Death Room for her backtalk and the walls start to close in on her.*

*Takes her out* Who's gonna clean if she's killed. Now then... FIRE!!!!!!!!!! *Nukes the moon out of the sky* Oops...

Oh. Well, now we're screwed. Thanks for destroying the major source of tides.

I feel like a ...well, nevermind.

Originally posted by dcincirukOh. Well, now we're screwed. Thanks for destroying the major source of tides.

We have secretly built an artificial moon similar in design to the Death Star, however, it doesn't destroy planets, it holds ships and, using a gravity device, it controls tides on Earth.

Good enough.

Exactly. Wait, we did? Of yes, we did. Probably.

Well, we don't want to mess around with the Earth's ecosystem...yet.

We do.

I was going to say wait until this global warming problem is completely out of everyone's memories.

Then we cause the climatic disasters.